SOL 9000 Bridge
KAHR, ELLY, and ID are sitting around the table playing cards.
KAHR: (looking at his cards) Should we kill Krelian for this lemon?
ID: You cant even rightfully call it a lemon! Weve gone through at least half the fic, and there hasnt been even a hint of touching!
ELLY: And there was much rejoicing, yay.
KAHR: Look, just because YOU dont want to see them touch, doesnt mean that you should spoil it for the rest of us!
ID: Im just glad we got out of there before we had to see Bart and Citan touch.
KAHR:(looks at Id) Are you OK, Id? you dont look so good. You look paler than usual.
ID: Dammit, hes waking up.
Elly perks up a bit.
ID: Why does he have to wake up now? I havent seen them touching yet!
KAHR: Poor Id. You wont get to see the touching.
ID:(as he turns back into Fei) If there even is touching.
Flash of red light as Id changes back into Fei. Elly jumps on him.
FEI:(looking pleasantly confused) Did I miss something?
KAHR: Only the first half of a lemon.
FEI: Did I miss the good part?
KAHR: No, they havent even gotten there yet.
ELLY:(giving Fei a stern look) You really dont want to see that, right?
FEI: Oh, um of course not! What would make you think that?
KAHR: (makes whip noises)
ELLY: Well, the highlight of the fic so far is when Citan and Bart started beating the snot out of each other.
Yellow light goes off.
KAHR: Oh no. Not him. Not now.
KRELIAN appears on the screen, and as he moves his hand away from the button you can see handcuffs dangling from his wrists.
KRELIAN: What are you slackers doing out of the theater?
KAHR: Well, there wasnt any touching, so we got bored and decided to leave.
ELLY: Yeah, and besides, we really didnt want to watch Bart and Citan fight like 10 year olds.
KRELIAN: Get back in there! I dont have you up there so you can take breaks.
FEI: Why do you have us up here anyway?
KRELIAN: None of your business!
MIANG:(offscreen) Krel...Get back into bed.
KRELIAN: Get back in the theater and read the fic!
Krelian turns off the screen.
Fei, Elly, and Kahr re-enter the theater to the sight of Citan and Bart laying on the floor panting.
CITAN:(panting) Get over hereso I can beat you up some more.
BART:(also panting) Noyou come over here, you four-eyed geek.
KAHR: (sitting down) You know, if Id were here, hed have some comments about this.
BART:(still panting) Screw youtrash
KAHR: (jumping to his feet) WHAT?! Ill kill you!
ELLY:(gently) Sit down, Kahr. Citan, Bart, sit on opposite ends of the row.
CITAN and BART crawl to their seats still insulting each other under their breaths.
>It was night. Hotaru was walking down the hallway to her bedroom. She was
>wishing she didn't have to walk past Chibi Usa's room to get there. She had spent
>the entire day racked with guilt. She wanted to be touched by Chibi Usa, she couldn't deny
FEI: Touched? Chibi Usa? Exactly how much did I miss?
CITAN: Krelian sent us a Sailor Moon lesbian lemon.
FEI gets a goofy smile on his face
ELLY:(smacking him) Get that look off your face, right now!
FEI: But Elly...
But what kind of person was she to just come out and hand it to her as if it
>were an ultimatum. Chibi Usa was her best friend, someone she loved more than
>anything. How could she put someone she loved so much through that kind of pressure? More
>importantly, what would Chibi Usa think of her now?
>Suddenly, Hotaru felt someone grab her arm and pull her into a room.
BART: *gasp* Willard Scott?
>soon as she got her bearings, she realized she was in Chibi Usa's room. Chibi Usa was
>holding her shoulders and had her pinned to the wall.
CITAN: I didnt know Hotaru was into masochism
BART: Is that something else you and Sig were into, Doc?
ELLY: Stop it! Both of you!
>"Owww!" Hotaru cried out on instinct.
>"Now listen," Chibi Usa said, "You've been avoiding me all day. Now I've
>done a lot of thinking too, and as far as last night goes, I have just one thing to say to you"
KAHR: Happy Birthday!
>Oh no, Hotaru thought. As if out of nowhere, tears started streaming down
>her pale cheeks.
>"Please, Chibi Usa." she said, "I'm sorry. It's my fault. You don't have
>to do anything.
FEI: What?! Why not?
I want us to stay friends. You mean everything to me. I
>Hotaru's words were cut off as she started sobbing uncontrollably. Chibi
>Usa was stunned and did the only thing she could do. She threw he arms around
>Hotaru and held her tight. She led Hotaru over to her bed and never stopped hugging her.
CITAN: Theyre finally touching!
BART: Poor Id. Just when it gets to the part he wants to see...
>"It's okay. Just calm down. Calm down. I'm not mad at you."
>"You just surprised me last night, that's all. It confused me. Come on,
>you know I could never be mad at you.
ELLY: Unless you use my toothpaste! Then its war!
You'll always be my friend."
>Chibi Usa lifted Hotaru's chin so she could see her face.
>"And I'll always love you."
BART:(singing) And I-eee-eye-ee-eye
FEI and KAHR:(joining in) will always love you...
ELLY rolls her eyes
>Hotaru hugged Chibi Usa as her final sobs faded away.
>"Are you okay?" Chibi Usa asked.
>"I'm feeling better now."
>"Good, because I wanted you to know I've made a decision. But first I want
>to know one thing."
>"What is it?" Hotaru's feeling of dread returned.
>Chibi Usa looked her square in the eyes.
CITAN:(as Chibi-Usa) Are those Bugle Boy jeans youre wearing?
Her eyes had a deadly seriousness.
>"I want you to tell me, are you absolutely certain that this is what you
>want? You want me to touch you?"
FEI:(As Hotaru) Well, now that I think about it...no.
BART: Fei! Dont give her any ideas!
>Hotaru smiled as another tear managed to trickle down her cheek.
>"With all my heart." she sighed.
ALL GUYS cheer
BART: Poor Id... Poor, poor Id.
KAHR: Well tell him about it later.
>Chibi Usa smiled back.
>"Well then there's only one thing to do."
>Chibi Usa started unbuttoning Hotaru's shirt. At first, Hotaru was
>overjoyed at the concept of finally being touched by someone she'd loved so much for so long.
CITAN: And someone who wouldnt charge her
>But then she suddenly grabbed Chibi Usa's hands and held them.
>"Are you sure you really want to do this. The last thing I wanted was to pressure you."
>"Hotaru, I have to be honest. Right now, I don't know if I want to do this.
>But I won't know that answer until it's done. We'll worry about my feelings when the
>time is right."
ELLY:(sarcastically) Oh, thats the perfect way to do it! Screw my feelings, lets just touch!
KAHR:(not getting the sarcasm) Yeah, youre right!
FEI looks at Kahr in total disgust
>Chibi Usa freed her hands from Hotaru and continued unbuttoning her shirt.
>"Right now, this is your time."
CITAN: Time to rock and roll!
>Hotaru closed her eyes and she could feel her shirt sliding off her chest
>and her shoulders. Then there was a pause.
>"Hotaru?" Chibi Usa said. Hotaru opened her eyes.
>"Do you want me to take off my clothes too?"
ALL GUYS start praying
>Hotaru looked at her for a moment.
>"Could you let me do it? Please?"
ALL GUYS pray more fervently.
ALL GUYS: YES!
>Chibi Usa lifted her arms and Hotaru pulled her shirt over her head. Then
>Hotaru began to unfasten Chibi Usa's pants as Chibi Usa unfastened Hotaru's skirt. Chibi
>Usa stepped out of her pants and then helped slide Hotaru's skirt down her legs. Chibi
>Usa sat back down on the bed and both girls reached around to unfasten each others' bras.
>After removing their bras, Chibi Usa stood up again and took off her panties.
>Hotaru laid back and let Chibi Usa slide her panties off. As Chibi Usa removed Hotaru's
>panties, Hotaru spread her legs slightly to give Chibi Usa a momentary glimpse of her smooth
>sex. Chibi Usa looked and was amazed by it, since she'd never really looked at it
>before, even after all the times they'd masturbated.
ELLY: The riveting undressing scene, ladies and gentlemen!
All the guys are too busy drooling to respond
>"I can't believe it. It's so pink." She said.
BART: I expected it to be green!
>"So is yours. Yours is really pink too," Hotaru replied.
CITAN: Wait a minute! Havent they both reached puberty? And therefore wouldnt there be something down there unless they sha Hmm...Maybe I should run this past Yui.
BART:(mutters) or Sig...
>Chibi Usa sat back down. There they were, both naked, sitting on the bed,
>but there was still that air of uncertainty.
>"Sowhere do we go from here?" Chibi Usa asked nervously.
ELLY: Shouldnt your parents have explained that to you already?
FEI: Well, they wouldnt have explained that...
BART: Well, if you were Citans daughter they might have...
CITAN: Shut up! Do I need to kick your ass again?
>was surprisingly calm.
>"Well, how about you start like this?"
>Hotaru took Chibi Usa's hand and placed them on her breasts. She placed her
>hand's over Chibi Usa's hands and motioned Chibi Usa's fingers to squeeze.
ELLY: Dont squeeze the Charmin!
>Chibi Usa began to squeeze her breasts, Hotaru let her head back and sighed softly.
>"MmmmmThat feels so good," she said.
>Chibi Usa took her word for it. She still couldn't believe that she was
>doing this, but for some reason she couldn't explain, she had the strong
>urge to continue. She felt some kind of odd satisfaction at being able to make her best friend so >happy.
FEI: She should be glad shes making all of us so happy
ELLY smacks him
>"Could you pinch my nipples now, please? I'd really love it if you did
>that," Hotaru said.
>Chibi Usa took Hotaru nipples
KAHR: When you want more than just a nipple, buy a Hotaru nippleŽ
between her thumbs and forefingers and began
>lightly pinching them, while her other fingers continued to squeeze Hotaru's breasts
>as best they could. Hotaru's breasts weren't very big, but her nipples got hard and they
>stood straight out like two fleshy bullets.
BART: I bet Billy would like to use those as ammunition
Then her breasts became firm
>and stuck out like her nipples.
>Hotaru began to whimper tiny moans of pleasure. This was her moment. She
>was being touched and pleasured by her best friend, something she'd desired, hoped for
>and prayed for, for so long. Now it was happening and it all felt so right.
>She began to maneuver herself to sit in front of Chibi Usa, with her back to
>her, taking care that Chibi Usa kept pleasuring her breasts. Then she took Chibi Usa's
>left hand and placed it over her sex, motioning for her to rub. Chibi Usa felt Hotaru's
>wet sex and was surprised.
>Wow, she thought, Hotaru must really have wanted this. She's so hot and wet already.
The drool from the guys collects into large puddles.
ELLY smacks all of them back to their senses.
>Chibi Usa started rubbing and Hotaru's moans became louder and louder She
>pressed her back against Chibi Usa's breasts and draped her head back over Chibi
>Usa's shoulder. Chibi Usa was squeezing her breasts and rubbing her sex, just
>like Hotaru had always wanted. She didn't want it to stop. She wanted more pleasure and
>she knew would get it soon. She could feel her orgasm building.
FEI: Damn, Chibi Usas getting the short end of the stick from all of this.
>"Don't stop Chibi Usa. Please don't stop," Hotaru begged, "This feels so
>wonderful, and I'm so close. I'm going to come."
FEI: Already? It usually takes Elly a lot longer than that!
ELLY: Fei, do you want to sleep in the airlock tonight?
FEI: No maam.
ELLY: Then shut up!
>Chibi Usa kept rubbing. Then she felt a large bump on Hotaru's sex. She
>left her finger there for a moment and she could feel the throbbing.
BART: She has a panic button?
All the others look at him and shake their heads.
KAHR: Dont ask, Bart.
ELLY: Youll find out
Then she heard Hotaru
>let out a huge gasp and she was sure. She'd found Hotaru's clit, and it was so
BART: (realization dawning) Oh, Ive heard about that...
Smiling inwardly at her triumph, Chibi Usa lightly stroked Hotaru's clit with her
>forefinger. She could tell by Hotaru's increasing moans that she liked
>that, so she started poking at her clit with her finger. Hotaru liked that
>even more, so Chibi Usa did one last thing, taking the swollen organ between
>her thumb and forefinger and giving it light, rapid pinches. That was all
>Hotaru could stand.
>"Oh Chibi Usa!" she cried, "Chibi Usa, I have to lay down! I'm coming! I'm
CITAN: Hotaru has no endurance.
FEI: Yeah, it usually takes Elly a lot longer than that.
KAHR: Dominia can even last longer than that and shes a slut!
>Chibi Usa slid off the bed as Hotaru crashed on the pillows and came.
>Moaning loudly and squirming around on the bed, Hotaru rubbed her sex feverishly,
>desperately trying to soothe it. Eventually, her shuddering subsided.
>"So how was it?" Chibi Usa asked.
ELLY: It was terrible!
FEI looks hurt
ELLY: I wasnt talking about you.
>"Thatthat was so incredible, I can't even describe it," Hotaru gasped,
>still breathless from her orgasm.
>Chibi Usa got up from the floor and then shuddered at the sensation. She
>stopped for a moment. She was so busy pleasuring Hotaru, she hadn't noticed her own sex
>becoming hot and dripping wet.
ELLY:(irritated) Why do all hentai writers have the notion that girls drip like faucets when theyre sexually aroused?
BART:(disappointed) They dont?
>"Oh man," she whimpered.
CITAN: Man? There are no men in this story.
BART: You wish there were.
FEI: Um, what?
ELLY: Dont worry about it Fei.
KAHR: You missed it